Friday, 14 June 2013
Watching, Waiting & Wanting
I've tried on many occasions to write something about 'Saturn 3' but, ultimately, have realised that there isn't much to say. I can usually work with bad films, but vapid, pointless films, made up of plundered parts poorly put together, are more difficult. The scenario is dull and drearily executed, the actors are boring and wooden and, in Harvey Keitel's case, dubbed. We also get to see Kirk Douglas' 52 year old dimpled derriere. It's not a favourite of mine, if I'm honest. The film or the arse.
There is one funny thing about the production. The name of the idiot who wrote it.